UGLY PACE

Run ugly. Corre horrible.

Your splits are ugly. You finished. Same thing.

Tus splits dan pena ajena. Pero terminaste. Same thing.

JUST SIGN ME UP SOLO INSCRIBEME YA

Skip the reading. Start the suffering.

No quiero leer nada. Quiero sufrir ya.

Manifesto Manifiesto

  • We're not here to unlock your potential.
  • We're here because training hurts, it's ugly, and you showed up anyway.
  • No sunrise runs. No motivational quotes. Just ugly paces and honest coaching.
  • This is the club for everyone who almost didn't go.
  • You don't have to be fast. You just have to not quit.
  • No venimos a despertar al atleta que llevas dentro. Ese ya esta sufriendo.
  • Estamos aqui porque entrenar duele, es feo, y aun asi fuiste. Medio dormido, pero fuiste.
  • Sin fotos al amanecer. Sin frases de life coach. Solo ritmos feos y coaching que no te miente.
  • El club de los que casi se quedan en la cama. Otra vez.
  • No necesitas un PR. Solo necesitas no bajarte del plan.

What We Do Que Hacemos

Real coaching.
No BS. Coaching real.
Sin humo.

AI-powered coaching for runners and endurance athletes who want structured training plans, honest race pacing, and data that actually means something.

We don't sell dreams. We build plans that work when your legs don't want to.

Coaching con AI para corredores y atletas de resistencia que quieren planes que sirvan, pacing honesto, y datos reales.

No vendemos humo. Armamos planes que funcionan cuando tus piernas dicen "hoy no, gracias."

Structured Plans Planes Estructurados

Periodized training built on real data, not vibes.

Entrenamiento periodizado con datos reales, no con buena vibra.

Race Pacing Pacing de Carrera

Pacing strategies for the course, not your ego.

Estrategia de pacing para el recorrido, no para tu ego.

Real Data Datos Reales

We read the numbers so you can stop guessing.

Leemos los numeros para que dejes de inventar.

All Levels Welcome Todos los Niveles

From couch
to whatever. Del sofa
a lo que sea.

First 5K? Trying to break 4 hours in the marathon? Just trying not to die on your Sunday long run? We coach all levels. The only requirement is showing up. Mostly.

Tu primer 5K? Quieres bajar de 4 horas en maraton? Solo quieres sobrevivir la carrera larga del domingo? Entrenamos todos los niveles. El unico requisito es aparecer. Mas o menos.

TrainingPeaks: All plans are delivered through TrainingPeaks. It's where the magic (suffering) happens.

GPS Watch with HR: You need a watch that tracks heart rate and distance. Garmin, COROS, Polar, Apple Watch — anything that doesn't lie about your pace. Too much.

TrainingPeaks: Todos los planes van por TrainingPeaks. Ahi es donde pasa la magia (el sufrimiento).

Reloj GPS con FC: Necesitas un reloj que mida frecuencia cardiaca y distancia. Garmin, COROS, Polar, Apple Watch — cualquiera que no mienta tanto sobre tu pace.

Pricing Precios

Cheaper than
your excuses. Mas barato que
tus excusas.

FREE TRIAL PRUEBA GRATIS

15 Days 15 Dias

$0

no credit card sin tarjeta

15 days to decide if you like suffering with us. Full structured plan, real coaching, real data. No strings. No spam. Just ugly.

15 dias para decidir si te gusta sufrir con nosotros. Plan estructurado completo, coaching real, datos reales. Sin letra chiquita. Sin spam. Solo feo.

START FREE TRIAL EMPIEZA GRATIS

Running Running

$20

USD / month mes

Structured training plan, race pacing, weekly adjustments. Everything you need to run ugly with purpose.

Plan de entrenamiento estructurado, pacing de carrera, ajustes semanales. Todo lo que necesitas para correr horrible con proposito.

Triathlon Triatlon

$45

USD / month mes

Swim, bike, run — three sports, triple the suffering. Full structured plan across all three disciplines.

Nadar, pedalear, correr — tres deportes, triple sufrimiento. Plan estructurado completo en las tres disciplinas.

CHAT ON WHATSAPP ESCRIBENOS AL WHATSAPP

Questions? Just text us. We don't bite. We just coach ugly.

Preguntas? Escribenos. No mordemos. Solo entrenamos feo.

Community Ritual Ritual Comunitario

Ugly Sunday

Every Sunday, share your ugliest moment of the week. The worst split. The post-run face. The workout where you almost quit but didn't.

No filters. No PRs. Just the real, ugly truth about training.

Cada domingo, comparte tu peor momento de la semana. El split que da verguenza. La cara de muerto despues de correr. El dia que casi no sales pero saliste.

Sin filtros. Sin PRs. Solo la verdad fea de entrenar.

The ugliest wins. Every week. El mas feo gana. Todos los domingos.